Never Loved An A**hole So Much

February 5, 2011 in Daddy Downtime  

Never Loved An A**hole So Much

So, I’m away for the weekend with my wife to celebrate her birthday. Gramma came up to watch Aiden, which is great.

We’ve been looking forward to this trip for several months now – our first couple of days away from the kid in a long time – so we’ve been excited to make the most of it! Movies, the sci-fi museum in Seattle, late nights, killer cocktails, long mornings, maybe even sex!

Well, leave it to our lovely little kid to sabotage our entire weekend, even when he’s not with us! Both of us are sick (thanks rude daycare kids), both of us are wide awake at 5:30am, both of us are barely awake at our late night sexy restaurant reservation, and – here’s the real kicker – both of us miss him a ton.

G*dammit. I’ve never been so in love with such an a-hole.

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BloggerFather February 5, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Let’s raise a toast to all life-ruiners!

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Chase February 7, 2011 at 10:00 am

indeed!

Jill/Twipply Skwood February 5, 2011 at 7:14 pm

Sorry he put a damper on your weekend even from afar. They can’t help it though – kids are germ buckets. Especially if they go to school or daycare.

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David Bier February 7, 2011 at 3:29 am

Isaac ruined our posh afternoon tea yesterday by whining about wanting a balloon through the whole thing. I can’t wait for child parking bays to be invented and legalised so I can lock him securely in place and come back later.

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Chase February 7, 2011 at 10:02 am

Holy crap! CHILD PARKING BAYS!?? The UK is so much further along than we are! All we have is WalMart™.

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